Family Bonding Champion Pillows

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Haircuts

A child interrupting family prayers

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

First Steps

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Holiday Travel.

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

Family Feeling

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

Loving family

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."