Family Policy Gifts

STRIP *Community Care * Family-friendly policies

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Economy

Think Tank

Roe v. Wade

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'The recession is over, again.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Budget

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Sybil Obama

Flu vaccine.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Pennies for People, Billions for War

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.