Family Policy Mugs

STRIP *Community Care * Family-friendly policies

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Think Tank

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Roe v. Wade

'The recession is over, again.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Economy

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Budget

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Flu vaccine.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Violent Crime Statistics