Family-oriented Individuals Pillows

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"Talk about climate change- my kid just moved back home."

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Licensed Therapist

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I didn't spark joy."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Dancing Doctor

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Little help?"

Very Difficult Conversations

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"You left your demons here last week."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Babies vs. Dogs

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Swinging

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Balloon Kids

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'