Family-oriented Friend Pillows

Balloon Kids

Future Micro MGR.

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Senior Jeopardy!

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

Young Gums

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Sermon Applause.

I love my dog!

Bouncing baby

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...