Family-focused Friends Pillows

Children are the centre of their parent's world.

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

"So...what do you think of babies?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Balloon Kids

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Infantry.

Senior Jeopardy!

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

Young Gums

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Sermon Applause.