Family-focused Individual Pillows

'There are serious disadvantages to having children...they grow up!'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Future Micro MGR.

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

Proud Mum.

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

"Another problem is that I haven't had dinner with my family for a week."

Old School Call Forwarding

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

'Management are very keen to introduce family friendly policies...we're very keen on helping staff balance or with family commitments.'

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

Interview panel - '...and what makes you the best member of my family for this job?'

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"Am I talent or product?"

"I need to cut back on work and spend more time with the children. . . how many do we have?"