Family-focused Professional Pillows

Interview panel - '...and what makes you the best member of my family for this job?'

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Proud Mum.

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Future Micro MGR.

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"Another problem is that I haven't had dinner with my family for a week."

Old School Call Forwarding

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir...They're just too warm and syrupy.'

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

'Management are very keen to introduce family friendly policies...we're very keen on helping staff balance or with family commitments.'

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

Leaving family

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"So...what do you think of babies?"

Sloane & Whitworth: Mommy Tracker Wanted.