Family-centric Pillows

"Take a good look son, … people working, supporting families, making products and shipping them to every corner of the globe twenty four-seven … this is the worst apartment we've ever had."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Family Feeling

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Proud Mum.

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Future Micro MGR.

Boss

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"Another problem is that I haven't had dinner with my family for a week."

Old School Call Forwarding

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

'Doug and I have agreed to stay together until the children and his hedge fund are grown.'

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

'They're not like popsickles, Sir...They're just too warm and syrupy.'

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

'Management are very keen to introduce family friendly policies...we're very keen on helping staff balance or with family commitments.'

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

Interview panel - '...and what makes you the best member of my family for this job?'

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"So...what do you think of babies?"