Family-centric Person Pillows

Old School Call Forwarding

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

I love my dog!

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Family Feeling

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

Proud Mum.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Future Micro MGR.

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"Another problem is that I haven't had dinner with my family for a week."

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

'Management are very keen to introduce family friendly policies...we're very keen on helping staff balance or with family commitments.'

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

Interview panel - '...and what makes you the best member of my family for this job?'

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"Am I talent or product?"

Angry White Males.

'My son's doing work experience and he helps me with the small print.'