Family-centric Person Pillows

Old School Call Forwarding

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

I love my dog!

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Family Feeling

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Future Micro MGR.

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Proud Mum.

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

"Another problem is that I haven't had dinner with my family for a week."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

'They're not like popsickles, Sir...They're just too warm and syrupy.'

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

'Management are very keen to introduce family friendly policies...we're very keen on helping staff balance or with family commitments.'

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

"Am I talent or product?"

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

Interview panel - '...and what makes you the best member of my family for this job?'

'My son's doing work experience and he helps me with the small print.'