Family-oriented Child Gifts

'Poor Olivia doesn't get very many birthday presents -- she still lives with both her original parents.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Dominant hand reveal party

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Turn Down For What.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Elephant rides.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Family Feeling

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Sunset

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

One of a kind.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'Mom, we should get some new books, you're starting to repeat yourself.'

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.