Family-oriented Child T-Shirts

'Poor Olivia doesn't get very many birthday presents -- she still lives with both her original parents.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Turn Down For What.

Dominant hand reveal party

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Elephant rides.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Family Feeling

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"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Sunset

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

One of a kind.

'Mom, we should get some new books, you're starting to repeat yourself.'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'