Family-oriented T-Shirts

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

The Baby Walker

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Ahhh...'

My First Camera

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Impressing dad.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Social distancing

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.