Family-focused Individuals Gifts

Angry White Males.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Balloon Kids

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

I love my dog!

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Family Feeling

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'My mom says we're expecting a house guest for 18 years.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Future Micro MGR.

Proud Mum.

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

Old School Call Forwarding

"Another problem is that I haven't had dinner with my family for a week."

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

'Just a minute while your father figures this out.'

"I don’t care if your daughter gave it to you for Father’s Day, Glen – get rid of it."

'These figures on parental leave are truly shocking...'

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

I Wooden Be Anything Without You

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

'Management are very keen to introduce family friendly policies...we're very keen on helping staff balance or with family commitments.'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir...They're just too warm and syrupy.'

"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

'I thought I'd have one more look at the old room before I leave for college.'

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

Interview panel - '...and what makes you the best member of my family for this job?'

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."