Family News Coordinator Pillows

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Press Freedom

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

The sofa freshly made up...

'It wasn't premeditated.

Turn Down For What.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'