Family News Coordinator Gifts

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Press Freedom

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

That's my daughter, Alayna

Oh, no

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'How fast can you hype?'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?

Turn Down For What.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

The sofa freshly made up...

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

Iraq War Correspondency on a Budget

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."