Family Legacy Denier Gifts

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Family DNA

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Changes at home

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

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"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit