Family Law Follower Gifts

'I'd like to return this, it turns out my wife bought one last week.'

Trial by Media

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Invisible clothes

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Family courts.

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

The Gayhorns

'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'