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Trial by Media

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Invisible clothes

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

Family courts.

The Fox and the Crow.

Angel with speed camera.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

'Mr. Rock and Mrs. Hardplace are here, sir.'

'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'