Family Interactions Pillows

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Twig, do you

We're leaving, Twig! I'm saying goodbye! Let's go! I'll get you back on Facebook in 3 hours! You hate social media. I do, but

'Remember son. Just share, don't tell.'

Cut the small talk-I'm almost seven.

'Don't worry if you can't find your glasses.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Poor Mr. Tramp struggles hard to keep an immaculate home...

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Ahhh...'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

The Baby Walker

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

My First Camera

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Impressing dad.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'