Family Interaction Lover Pillows

"Dad, seriously — you don’t have to do the accent."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Family members!

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

Family Feeling

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

Loving family

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

It's a girl! It's a mom!

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

You have to hunt a different one

Kids' energy levels

Old and young

Egalitarian family

Reality of Parenthood

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Consols at 90 - Man in a good mood

A Close Call

Collecting logs

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'