Family Interactions Mugs

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Remember son. Just share, don't tell.'

Cut the small talk-I'm almost seven.

'Don't worry if you can't find your glasses.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

Poor Mr. Tramp struggles hard to keep an immaculate home...

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

The Baby Walker

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

My First Camera

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Impressing dad.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.