Family Empire Enthusiasts Gifts

'If at first you don't succeed, fall back on nepotism.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Grounded

I love my family!

'She posted her first blog today.'

It's a Boy

"Use your inside scream."

Mother's Love

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're a very successful family.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Family sitting on sofa.

Family.

Victorian Royal Navy

A couple with a new baby

'Go forth and multiply!'

Production manager with lots of children.

Reflected Glory

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'