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'If at first you don't succeed, fall back on nepotism.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

I love my family!

Grounded

"Use your inside scream."

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're a very successful family.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Family sitting on sofa.

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Production manager with lots of children.

Victorian Royal Navy

'Go forth and multiply!'

Family.

Reflected Glory

A couple with a new baby

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!