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'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

Mixed marriage: food fight

'Let's arbitrate.'

'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'

The Manager's Wife.

'Three things I don't think we should talk about ... politics, religion, and everything else!'

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

'Wow, I just told your mother I welcomed her criticism.'

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

The Treaty Of West 81st Street