Family Diplomacy Seeker Pillows

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'Let's arbitrate.'

'We're going to need one or two scapegoats. Are there any volunteers?'

The Manager's Wife.

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

…Here's the deal…You get your brother and sister to finish their fruit, vegetable and milk, and I'll get you extra dessert… Food Pyramid Scheme.

'Three things I don't think we should talk about ... politics, religion, and everything else!'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

'Wow, I just told your mother I welcomed her criticism.'

Bloody Little Hitler

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item last: Feelings check. No, please. C'mon, let's share. Get it out How do you fell about me? It's biannual and agreed to by treaty. Oh, fine. I find you not wholly objectionable. My heart be still. Oh, Snookums. You're adorable. Not get ye lost.