Family Ambassador T-Shirts

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

Love linked

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"Are you OK hun?"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

If you want to see love be love.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Nato Membership

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Love and hate

Teach Love

'Let's arbitrate.'

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

Emotional Support Dog