Family Ambassador Gifts

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Love linked

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"Are you OK hun?"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

If you want to see love be love.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Nato Membership

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Love and hate

Teach Love

'Let's arbitrate.'

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"