Ambassador Gifts

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

'My foreign policy isn't working - write me up another one.'

Special Person Statue

Nato Membership

The man from the Embassy has come for a coffee

'Mister secretary general, un ambassadors,dictators,fantics,madmen...'

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Negotiations

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

Roberta Jacobson Ambassador to Mexico

'When I was in the diplomatic corps. I worked at the U.N. during it's 'relevant' period.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Governor General required in Canada.

Love and hate

Did you Bring the Peanuts?

Negotiations

"We've hit a snag in negotiations."

'My foreign policy isn't working -- write me up another one.'

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Mister Pickle

Leaders won't sit next to me. I really don't care, do u?

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

"I've decided to take on a more ambassadorial role, here are some leaflets on the importance of humour within the workplace..."

The Royal Masquerade at Somerset House.

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'You'll be in charge of our diplomatic relations with Russia -- I'm appointing you my 'Czar Czar.''

Mahmoud Abbas

'There's nothing wrong with you - your attache really is a nag.'

'Most kings receive ambassadors -- he gets caseworkers.'

Cuba and USA open embassies