Childhood Ambassador Gifts

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Love linked

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Are you OK hun?"

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

If you want to see love be love.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

Teach Love

Europe

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Emotional Support Dog

Danger: Do not love.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"Last week we simultaneously deleted our Tinder profiles. So we're practically engaged now."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Head Start Nursery.

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

An apple core school

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

Water carriers/bearers.

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

Kids and the economy

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

Wishing swell.

Mothers

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

'Thanks for showing the new kid around, Wesley.'