Family Business Discussion Gifts

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

Future Micro MGR.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"We don't know the meaning of the word nepotism in my firm. My son over there will back me up on that."

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."