Family Bbq T-Shirts

'Well - How did the barbecue go?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Hi-yah!"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ode to a Grill

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Burnt or Raw?

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"