Family Bbq Pillows

'Well - How did the barbecue go?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Hi-yah!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Ode to a Grill

Burnt or Raw?

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"