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This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Ode to a Grill

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Come and get it!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Men's cooking'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'

Licensed to grill.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Well-done, alright?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."