Family Bbqs Pillows

Dragon Barbecue

Summer Fling

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."