Backyard Barbecue Lovers Pillows

"You're looking fit."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Barbecue Fetch

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

Who wants theirs well done?