Backyard Barbecue Lovers Pillows

"You're looking fit."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Barbecue Fetch

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Who wants theirs well done?