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"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Mom slipped a healthy one in so it's kind of like playing hot dog roulette.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

"Some things in life you can never mention...like how mom's better at grilling than dad."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

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"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

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"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Men's cooking'