Falafel Fan Gifts

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

6 Brothers Falafel

Banana Split...

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

Flamenco

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

House of Waffling

Waffles + Bunnies

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Why It's Called a Waffle

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

B'eggo

"There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect."

'Serving waffles at your fund-raisers sends the wrong message, Senator.'

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'