Falafel Fan Gifts

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

6 Brothers Falafel

Banana Split...

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Flamenco

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

House of Waffling

Waffles + Bunnies

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Why It's Called a Waffle

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

Yesterday of Minnesota.

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

Ernie read that European Union officials in Brussels gave some wavering answers, and it made him hungry. Belgian waffles please! Breakfast Lunch Dinner,

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

B'eggo

"There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect."

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

'Serving waffles at your fund-raisers sends the wrong message, Senator.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."