Fake Intellectual Pillows

Add a touch of irony to your home decor with pillows that humorously embrace the 'fake intellectual' vibe, perfect for lounging in a witty, relaxed style.

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"Yes, all of them. I need a Zoom background."

"Yes, all of them. I need a Zoom background." mockup

"Yes, all of them. I need a Zoom background."

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Miss America IQ Pageant

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Paul Ree

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“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?” mockup

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

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"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney." mockup

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

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"So, what are you reading?"

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"Have you been working out?"

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'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.' mockup

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

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"Now that was post-modern sex."

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"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?" mockup

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

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'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!' mockup

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

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Assertiveness

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They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them! mockup

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

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"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes." mockup

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

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'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?' mockup

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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'Checkmate!'

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Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice mockup

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

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'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?' mockup

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

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"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy." mockup

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

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The Ascent of Man.

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"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you." mockup

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

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Lost and Profound.

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'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.' mockup

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

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"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable." mockup

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

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"Care for an oxymoron?"

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"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'" mockup

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

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''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .' mockup

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

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Toni Morrison

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'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.' mockup

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

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"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

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