Faithful Reader With Pets Gifts

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Chasebook

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Roget's Pet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Humans are strange."

Separation

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Examination.

"Cat park"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog Day Afternoon

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Litteratti K9s.

The Taming of the Ewe

Dog Sees Only Food

K9 Literati.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Labrador for sale

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."