Novel-loving Pet Parent Gifts

K9 Litterati.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Spot Quiz....

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

The Karate Kitten.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Doggy-3D

Literate Dogs.

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'Good book?'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dog football

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Dog at a restaurant