Faithful Reader With Pets Pillows

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Humans are strange."

Chasebook

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Roget's Pet

Separation

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"Cat park"

Dog Day Afternoon

Examination.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Labrador for sale

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

K9 Literati.

Litteratti K9s.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Dog Sees Only Food