Faithful Merchandiser Gifts

"What if we made miniatures and sold them as souvenirs?"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Men's Prayer Group.

The church of our lady of wall street.

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

Choirboy

"I think it's the company logo."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

Holier Than Thou

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Insurance Company representative with rabbi to lawyer and client: 'I brought hiim along to assure you we would negotiate in good faith.'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Cardinal making bid for painting at auction with roman numerals

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

Authentic signed Holy Grail

'I'll be seeing you again right after our Quarterly Earnings Report.'

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

"And now a reading from the catalogs of Saint Paul."

'It's not quite as bad as it looks - they're only witholding payment until we publish our expenses.'