Faithful Merchandiser Gifts

"What if we made miniatures and sold them as souvenirs?"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Men's Prayer Group.

The church of our lady of wall street.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Choirboy

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"I think it's the company logo."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

Holier Than Thou

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Insurance Company representative with rabbi to lawyer and client: 'I brought hiim along to assure you we would negotiate in good faith.'

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

Cardinal making bid for painting at auction with roman numerals

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

Authentic signed Holy Grail

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

'I'll be seeing you again right after our Quarterly Earnings Report.'

"And now a reading from the catalogs of Saint Paul."

'It's not quite as bad as it looks - they're only witholding payment until we publish our expenses.'