Faithful Mark Zuckerbergs Pillows

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Dogma

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Lesbians for Christ

Follow God On Twitter

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"I think it's the company logo."

Tunnel of Love.

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"The long prayer peek."

A leap of faith.

They're short of staff!

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'...But in case God misses something...'

"And now a reading from the catalogs of Saint Paul."

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

'Don't bother to explain, I wasn't born-again yesterday.'

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."

Archbishop Jokes.

Can Jesus come out and pray?

'They believe that, after death, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.'

Benedict XVI joins 'Facebook' and instructs his clergy to use all forms of modern technology to reach a wider audience.

"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"