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At the 2021 Religious Games

Dogma

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Lesbians for Christ

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When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"I think it's the company logo."

"The long prayer peek."

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

A leap of faith.

They're short of staff!

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

'...But in case God misses something...'

'Don't bother to explain, I wasn't born-again yesterday.'

"And now a reading from the catalogs of Saint Paul."

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

Archbishop Jokes.

'They believe that, after death, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.'

"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"

"And after 'amen' - click send!"