Faithful Kiddos Pillows

"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Father

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Interfaith dialogue

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Holy phone

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

Second to Nun

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"And a source said let there be light."

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"Awkward!"

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

They're short of staff!