Faithful Hearts Pillows

Poor family say grace around a bin.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Father

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

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"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Interfaith dialogue

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"And a source said let there be light."

Guardian Angels and Operations

Praying.

Pray now - Go later.

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

Praying monk with steeple hands.

'Don't bother to explain, I wasn't born-again yesterday.'

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

New Pope.