Faithful Hearts Gifts

Poor family say grace around a bin.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

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Christian and Born again Christian...

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Father

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Men's Prayer Group.

Interfaith dialogue

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"And a source said let there be light."

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"Awkward!"

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Guardian Angels and Operations

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

"J is the reason for the season."

Praying.

Praying monk with steeple hands.

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

'Don't bother to explain, I wasn't born-again yesterday.'

Pray now - Go later.

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.