Faithful Flock Pillows

Pope's visit to Cuba

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Caption Contest TK

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Monk Prompt

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Airports.

Interfaith dialogue

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Men's Prayer Group.

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."