Faithful Flock Pillows

Pope's visit to Cuba

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Caption Contest TK

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Airports.

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The buck really stops with him."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Interfaith dialogue

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Men's Prayer Group.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."