Faithful Fretboard Fan Gifts

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Jimi Hendrix.

Elvis Presley

Adult Barbershop

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"Bip."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

The game comes first...

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Angus McKinnon Young

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

A 1950's Barber Shop

"How was the play!"

'He did it for us.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Mick Jagger at 95.

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

'Our limo's here.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.